I googled my user name of sjforsyth and this was my first result "sjforsyth has 0 friends". Its been a long time since i've posted a blog but i'm back baby at least for now, ........................................................................................................................................................... sorry for the interuption then i had to put a cd on, it was too quiet, i went with some "Killing Joke" which features Dave Grohl on drums cause he felt bad cause Nirvana ripped of a Killing Joke song "Living in the 80's" for their song "Come as you are" and never gave them any cred. another Little story about the Killing Joke CD, I was in Latvia and i could have bought it for about $4 australian but i thought it was a rip off, it shows how much your sense of money changes when u go to a poor country, though the cd was still pirated. Another little story about pirated cds, well actually its the same story continued but i just wanted to make u feel like u are getting more bang for your buck, In Latvia at the markets they would actually have pirated Cassette Tapes, how 2nd world country is that, they also have old people begging for money which one young girl told me was to do with them expecting money in the communist state, though i'm not sure how true that is but the girl was working at a museum so i trusted her, sometimes with my life, if i was ever in the trenches an 1922 in north eastern france, and i dont want to rule out that posibility as i've seen both quantum leap and 12 monkeys, she (museum tour girl) would be the person i'd want to have by my side. Also the other CD i put in was some BRMC, for those who dont know who BRMC is there is a little story that goes with their name, It originates from a Marlon Brando film, the wild one, they wanted to use the name of his motorbike gang but it was already taken by a band, if u can tell me who the band with their name is u get a lollypop (chuppa chup strawberries and cream) which i will post to you if u pay for the postage and handling.
I got my first step towards getting a written warning at work today cause i mistook a M for a N/A which seems hard to do but trust me isn't when in a single day at the warehouse i work at u can personally send out about $20000 worth of stock a day and they pay u $100 for doing that while putting a 100% mark up on the products. Anyway i think they may be turning my work into a nazi war camp (edit 22/7/13. I don't really like making light of nazi war camps any more, apologies for any offense), which reminds me that if u didnt already know, we are boycotting ibm cause they used to provide punch cards for prisoners in nazi war camps, which when i think of it doesnt sound right cause i heard that they got the name ibm from using the 3 letters after the name HAL from 2001 a space odessey, so one thing ive heard is wrong, 2001 was the first of only 2 movies i've seen with an intermission, the other being King Kong which needed and intermission because that island they were stuck on was fucked, anything that could go wrong did go wrong, the island shouldn't have been called skull island but murphys law island. First the Dinosaurs, well actually first the cannibals and the giant gorilla then the dinosaurs then once u get past all that the giant bugs, it never ended, thank u intermission, though the movie did include the best fight scene in recent history King Kong versus T Rexes, Also the name of the island may not be called skull island, i could have got that off the Simpsons, though theyve never led me astray. The Simpsons is one reason i know anything on certain subjects. Its like WB cartoons and my knowledge of classical music, without the WB i wouldnt have heard half the classical music i've heard in my life time, did i mention that other then Killing Joke and BRMC i also put on the best of Bach and Also little known composer Mozart and the overated BHoven.
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Toilet break. Sorry. Also a break to read back over what ive already written, little proof read and correction of one words spelling, other then that not much work on it, i usually check stuff which i'm not sure of but this time i'm leaving it up to u, the viewer, though with David Tench Tonight still being on TV i'm not sure if i should trust the viewer as i picked it to be off air in 2-3 weeks, also Charlie Sheen is about to become the highest paid comedy actor at $350,000 per episode of the "comedy" 2 and a half men, which should be called "2 and a half jokes" i've seeing Kath and Kim episodes with more laughs, i've seen Ronnie Jones half hour episodes with more jokes, well barely, And i have no doubt i've seen "Today Tonight" episodes with a lot more humour then epsiodes of 2 and a half. Its actually shows like that which make me doubt the human race as the smartest beings on the planet, i'm sure if they showed it to dolphins theyd get more and fuck off but not us, i'm sure the only reason people watch it is to laugh at the fat kid, its like reliving all our greatest schools memories condensed into one easily watchable 30 minutes, well 22 if u dont count the ads. I'm also of the opinion that if u dont like arrested development then i cant be friends with u but no one seems to care.
I think thats enough for now,

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And for those keen eyes out there i was drinking when i wrote this post but fucking deal with it.
I'm also going to add a picture of a monkey cause they are funny, preferably in a tuxedo cause thats even better.