Best Croatian Chant:
You're red, you're white you're going home tonight.

Well I'm not sure if anything has happened in the world in the last week except for the Socceroos amazing triumph, ok it was a draw but thats only cause we gave them a chance by selecting a keeper with a depth perception problem, and England sending over a ref who is both short-sighted and has short-term memory problems.
Also the Croatians need to change their playing strip cause it seems to be giving their coach epileptic fits.

Writing this blog is leaving me a little depressed trying to think what i've accomplished in the last week, but i've thought of a few things now,

I'm learning how to play the bass guitar, it is quite posibly the easiest instrument in the world, i was original recruited to play the triangle but that ended in disaster and 3 unrelated trips to the emergency room so i switched to the bass, its quite amazing 90% of songs involve either long extended breaks or strumming the same note 8 to 16 times, I'll post a tab below

The Chorus to U2 - Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me

Chorus
|---------------------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------------|
|---2------0----------------------------------------|
|-----------------1------3--------------------------|

Actually I'm over exagerating, it is pretty tough to get right with some songs, but really as long as the ladies love it who am i to complain.

Ok, for a bit now I'm going to write a few things and it is up to you, yes just you, not those other poor saps reading this, you know you are the only one i care about, so it is up to you to decide what true and what is a variation of the truth aka false.

- I got a $50 tip at work yesterday
- I got fired for stealing $50
- I went to Sydney to watch the soccer
- I used my $50 to get a hooker

Best Music at the Moment:
I'm a little behind the times on this one but the Modest Mouse album is excellent, i think it doesn't get the cred it deserves because of the band name being crap, but i could be biased because of the Newy band Mousemoon being crap.

Hero of the Week:
Guus Hiddink - If he is not Australian of the year I'll eat my hat. I'm sure there is some technicality stopping him put in by some right wingers.

Loser of the Week:
More then a week but every ref that we had in the group stage and if i know those Italians as well as i think I'm sure they're rigging the next game as we speak.


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